Ray Lewis for Old Spice Swagger: "It's like a fantasy, only it's real."

Ol' Number 52 saddles up his mighty raven-steed in the name of personal hygiene. How can you argue with an NFL legend in a bubble coat?

No word on when Albert Haynseworth will be saddling up anything, except maybe a proud football franchise with a mountain of salary obligations and petty-ass diva dramatics.