The Man Your Man Could Tackle Like: Ray Lewis for Old Spice Swagger

Ol' Number 52 saddles up his mighty raven-steed in the name of personal hygiene. How can you argue with an NFL legend in a bubble coat?

No word on when Albert Haynesworth will be saddling up anything - unless you count saddling a proud football franchise with a mountain of salary obligations and petty-ass diva dramatics.

Looks like our pals at The Boston Egotist found this one, too. Jinx! Buy us a Coke.