Nothing goes better with youth sports like a salted meat snack stuffed into chewing tobacco packaging. Hall of Famer Cal Ripken's got a new endorsement deal marinating: Ripken Power Shred. Not sure what makes us more nauseous: the gratuitous use of baseball cliches throughout the website or the image of kids packing moist, smoked meat products between their lips and gums before stepping to the plate.
Why shill the milk when you can sell the whole damned cow?
A step up for the Iron Man's image? Or a horrible stumble into the basement of lameness? Discuss.